It aint over until the bearded lady sings – A Eurovision review.

Now that the dust has settled, the flags have all been stored away safely, and those in the glitter cannon rental business sit and ponder how on earth they will make any profit throughout the next 364 days, we say goodbye for another year to the Eurovision song contest. We had laughter (mainly mine), we …

Eurovisually challenged – A Eurovision Song Contest Preview

  Firstly I will get the history part of this piece out of the way, before making some probable ill-judged comments on how backward most of Europe is. The Eurovision song contest is an annual contest held among the member countries of the European Broadcasting Union and has been broadcast onto our television screens every …

A harsh reality.

It’s okay don’t panic, everything is going to be fine. You’ll be very pleased to know that there is a new figure we can all completely hate with every fibre of our being, a figurehead for everything that is wrong with humanity. I became rather concerned when my unrequited loathing for Piers Morgan had softened …

A Hackneyed approach to soap.

Eastenders has always been renowned for it’s Gritty Realism and hard-hitting storylines, I mean Dirty Den died twice and if that’s not realistic enough for you then may I suggest watching something else. So you can imagine my surprise when I read an article in The Telegraph in which the shows executive producer says that …

If music be the food of love then Yoko Ono is the resulting bowell movement.

The 2014 56th Annual Grammy awards has arrived, with the usual blend of winners, losers and microphone abusers, all gathered in downtown L.A’s Staples Centre. The question that was surely at the forefront of most people’s minds (as this is a music award ceremony) was “who will be providing the controversy?” Those with an enquiring …

TV Tan.

I have become a veritable fountain of ideas for numerous celebrity fronted television shows as of late. Below are a few of my most recent brain farts, and quite possibly the best ideas that any human has ever devised. As of this moment many agents and production companies are remaining fashionably tight-lipped and non-committal to …