Behold! We have entered a new age! Leave your sensibilities by the door, perch your dunces cap atop the vast and vacuous turnip that you call your head, and drool your way through a pointless and unrewarding existence, because we... Continue Reading →
Close Encounters of the turd kind..
I’m here to talk to you today about Alien abduction, you know, that thing that happens when extra terrestrial beings force an overweight hillbilly to lie on table and forcefully insert probes into their abductees’ bottom. I naively believed this... Continue Reading →
Now that the dust has settled, the flags have all been stored away safely, and those in the glitter cannon rental business sit and ponder how on earth they will make any profit throughout the next 364 days, we say... Continue Reading →