Life and other annoyances.
It seems that the general consensus amongst most folks is that this week has been a bit shit. To coincide with the supposed peak of coronavirus based deaths it seems that many people have peaked this week in terms of feeling unhappy. A strict diet of isolation and re-runs on Dave has sent the majority …
Our time in lockdown doesn’t seem like it’ll come to an end any time soon, so it’s important that we keep both our bodies and mind’s in the best shape we can. Whereas last week’s topic of scheduling is a proven method of increasing motivation by enabling you to set achievable goals and the completion …
Can it really be nearing the end of week 5 in isolation? I’m not even sure half the time what day I’m currently existing in. For all I know I’ve missed my birthday, Halloween and Steak and Blowjob day. To be honest two of those days I wouldn’t mind missing, as Halloween is just a …
In the next couple of weeks I’ll be sharing some ideas on how we can all beat the isolation blues, so we don’t all come out of the other side of this nightmare emaciated husks of our former selves. Who are you to dish out advice? You may scream at your iPad, before demanding a …
As we near the end of week 4 of isolation I have found myself in recent days pondering life’s big questions, such as, will the lives of humans be changed forever when this Pandemic ends? Will we see a reversal in nature’s fortunes with wildlife thriving and pollution levels plummeting as the earth’s destroyers are …
Welcome to week 3 of my Lockdown Diaries series, and Happy Easter. Usually a time for family, Cadbury’s induced chocolate comas and the millionth re-showing on TV of an Indiana Jones film and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (that bloody child-catcher still haunts my dreams to this day. I’m 44). This Easter however is proving to …
Welcome to week two of the lockdown diaries. How are we doing out there? Has anybody with kids put there foot through their TV after having to sit though that same episode of Paw Patrol for the umpteenth time? Have any women out there sat and stared at their husband asleep on the sofa and …
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In a futile attempt to relieve my increasing boredom (and hopefully yours) after being forced into home-based isolation, I’ve decided to write a weekly blog. The blog is essentially a review of the past week, with details of my own personal discoveries and also the goings on of the world at large. So before you …
I’m not sure if any of you have heard of this new craze that’s sweeping the globe as it may have crept under your respective radars, but it’s called Coronavirus and much like 1993’s dance craze “The Macarena” it appears to be incredibly popular with the young and elderly alike. …
Behold! We have entered a new age! Leave your sensibilities by the door, perch your dunces cap atop the vast and vacuous turnip that you call your head, and drool your way through a pointless and unrewarding existence, because we have arrived in a puddle of our own excrement at the age of the moron! …
Miserable Musing. 