It aint over until the bearded lady sings – A Eurovision review.

Now that the dust has settled, the flags have all been stored away safely, and those in the glitter cannon rental business sit and ponder how on earth they will make any profit throughout the next 364 days, we say goodbye for another year to the Eurovision song contest. We had laughter (mainly mine), we …

Eurovisually challenged – A Eurovision Song Contest Preview

  Firstly I will get the history part of this piece out of the way, before making some probable ill-judged comments on how backward most of Europe is. The Eurovision song contest is an annual contest held among the member countries of the European Broadcasting Union and has been broadcast onto our television screens every …

A harsh reality.

It’s okay don’t panic, everything is going to be fine. You’ll be very pleased to know that there is a new figure we can all completely hate with every fibre of our being, a figurehead for everything that is wrong with humanity. I became rather concerned when my unrequited loathing for Piers Morgan had softened …

Dear Justin……

Dear Justin,                    Can I call you Justin? Or would you prefer Mr. Bieber, J.B or J Bib? Maybe I can call you Jelena or is that too soon? In all honesty you’re probably better off without Miss Gomez, you’d only drag her down. Just a thought, why do the press find it necessary to …

And the winner is…………

For those of you who didn’t know, like you sir that have gone feral and spend your days eating woodland creatures, or you madam as somebody without the power of sight and hearing, this year’s 70th annual Golden Globes rolled in to a small rural town called California. To be honest I didn’t have any …

Busy writing nothing.

A month into writing this blog and the old grey matter is failing me. What on earth can I write about? Maybe a piece about the horrors of that performance at the VMA’s by that complete twerk Miley Cyrus? Probably not, It’s old news now and to be honest if I have to look at …